I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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