Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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