Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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