i just wanna soil my oats bro
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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