I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
