quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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