i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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