the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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