how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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