Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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