i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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