Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Randomize
