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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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