just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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