Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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