ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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