I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I got inside last night via doggy door
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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