Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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