I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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