I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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