Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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