you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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