R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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