My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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