I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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