I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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