Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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