That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Betty ford says i'm here all night
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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