Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Plan B is the new Plan A
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
