I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
