Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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