i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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