Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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