How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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