Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
