my mouth tastes like poor choices
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Never underestimate the power of titties
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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