I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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