So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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