I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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