Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
