Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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