Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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