im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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