Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
he had hair everywhere except his balls
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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