So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We are two peas in an std pod
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
