problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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