Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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