he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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