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(912): View more from Georgia

I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.

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(850): View more from Florida

JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

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(210): View more from Texas

remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity

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(314): View more from Missouri

For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.

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(301): View more from Maryland

you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.

(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise

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