got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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