You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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