i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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