i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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