just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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