just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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