You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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